Customers are starting to ask an assistant instead of scrolling a results page. The answer is two or three businesses by name. There is no page two. You are either on that shortlist or you are not, and at the moment you have no way of knowing which.
We run a fixed set of real customer questions through ChatGPT, Gemini and Perplexity for your business and your area, then write down exactly what came back. One document. One payment. Nothing to log into afterwards.
Business name, what you actually do, the towns and postcodes you cover, and the names of one or two local firms you'd expect to be up against. Takes about four minutes. No account to create.
Phrased how customers phrase them — “who can fix a leak today”, “trustworthy plumber for my mum”, “boiler fitted this week” — not keywords.
Every answer recorded: who was named, who wasn't, and where your rival appeared instead of you. Plus the review-count comparison and one concrete gap. Six pages. Then we're done.
Assistants change their answers over time. This is a record of what they said on the date printed on the report, not a permanent ranking. We say the same thing on page one of the document.
Bickerton shows 214 Google reviews. You show 26. Every assistant that skipped you cited review volume when asked why. That is one thing, it is measurable, and it is yours to fix or ignore.
Six pages, area by area, with every answer recorded verbatim.
Read the full sample report →Ask 18 real customer questions across three AI assistants, for your business and your postcodes.
Write down every business named in every answer, including the ones named instead of you.
Compare your Google review count against the rival the assistants favour.
Point out one specific, checkable gap — and tell you plainly if we don't find one.
We don't promise to get you recommended. Nobody can control what an assistant says.
We don't do SEO, Google Ads, websites, or social media, and we won't sell you any.
We don't take a monthly fee. There is nothing to cancel.
We don't build you a dashboard. You get a PDF and an email, and that's the lot.
One question, one assistant, your business and town. Enough to see whether you're named at all. No card details.
Run the free checkYour logo on the cover, your name in front of the client, no platform to onboard anyone onto. Invoiced, not subscribed.
Ask about agency pricingPaid by card, once. No account, no stored card, no renewal. If we can't run the check for your business and area, we refund it in full and tell you why.
No. Anyone who tells you they can is guessing. We tell you where you stand today and what the businesses ahead of you have that you don't.
You can, and some people do. To do it properly you'd need eighteen questions, on three assistants, in fresh signed-out sessions — ask from your own logged-in account and its memory of you can skew the answer. Then someone has to read fifty-plus replies and write down every name. We do both. If you'd rather do it yourself for free, you should.
No. You fill in one form, you get a PDF by email. If you'd rather read it on paper, print it — it's designed to be printed.
No. We don't touch your website, your Google listing or your adverts. We ask questions and record answers. If you want SEO afterwards, use whoever you like — we don't take a cut.
Possibly not. Assistants change. The report is dated and states the date it was run. Buy another one in six months if you want to see what moved.
Then it says that, in writing, and you've spent £59 finding out you don't need to worry. That happens more often in rural areas with few competitors.
A small UK outfit. Real name, address and company number on the invoice and at the foot of every page. Email us before you buy if you'd rather speak to someone first.
Start with the free single question. If the answer bothers you, order the full report and we'll do the other seventeen.